If you suffer from moderate to severe boredom
when watching Canadian politics,
try 10 minutes a day of Palin-Trump on
CNN.
This medication is not suitable for everyone.
Do not take it if you experience
high blood pressure,
irregular heart beat,
asthma.
Common side effects may include
jaw dropping,
uncontrollable laughter,
nightmares,
hopelessness.
Ask your doctor if Palin-Trump is right for you.
(Editor’s note: poet Shai Ben-Shalom, an Israeli-born biologist, examines current events in the Blacklock’s tradition each and every Sunday)