There are no traitors in Parliament, Public Safety Minister Dominic LeBlanc yesterday testified at the Commission on Foreign Interference. LeBlanc said while some legislators “may have lacked judgment” none have betrayed Canada: “It is a gross partisan exaggeration.”
Gov’t Conceals Lawyers’ Fees
The Privy Council is concealing hourly rates charged by lawyers at the 2022 Freedom Convoy inquiry, Access To Information records show. Law firms pocketed six figure payments: “Agreements were governed by a maximum number of hours, not a maximum dollar amount.”
Never Heard Of Magic 8-Ball
Young Canadians have never heard of the Tyco Magic-8 Ball, says a federal report. The novelty paperweight rated one of the greatest toys of all time drew a blank from respondents in Department of Industry focus groups: “Cheesy.”
Can’t Explain Security Lapse
Defence Minister Bill Blair says he cannot explain why his office waited nearly two months to approve a security warrant placing Liberal Party organizers under surveillance over suspicious contacts with members of the Chinese Communist Party. “I agree I was at all times responsible,” Blair testified at the Commission on Foreign Interference: “Was this a politically sensitive warrant?”
100 Canadians Jailed In China
About 100 Canadians are being held in Chinese prisons, says the Department of Foreign Affairs. The latest figures follow an appeal from the Chinese Embassy that Canadian visitors should not fear arbitrary arrest: “If you walk on the Chinese streets, it’s quite safe.”
Lists “Nt’l Priority” In Hiring
Hiring of Black, Indigenous and LGBTQ students is a “national priority” under next year’s Canada Summer Jobs program, says the Department of Employment. Program managers said preference will also be given to “jobs that support climate change mitigation.”
Finds Animal Rights “Terror”
Animal rights protesters use terror tactics, says a member of the Senate agriculture committee. Senator David Richards (N.B.) told a hearing that protesters seek to “destroy the very industry they are protesting” at livestock and poultry barns: “It’s a terror tactic.”
OKs Pre-Election Rate Cut
Employment Minister Randy Boissonnault on Saturday approved a pre-election cut in Employment Insurance Premiums. Boissonnault has called Employment Insurance the nation’s most important income support program: “We’re in a good position.”
For 13 Years Of Thanksgiving
We are grateful this holiday to friends and subscribers as Blacklock’s embarks on a 13th great year of independent, all-original Canadian journalism. On behalf of our contributors, please accept our thanks. We’re back tomorrow — The Editor.
A Poem — “Going Nowhere”
Budget cuts send duty travel
to the chopping board.
Rima to cancel her study trip to B.C.;
Pierre isn’t going to the conference;
Karla will skip this year’s stakeholders’ meeting.
The Director General
wants these changes processed, signed
by end of day Tuesday,
before he leaves
for China.
By Shai Ben-Shalom
Book Review: The Unhappy Traveler
The film classic It’s A Wonderful Life recounts the story of George Bailey, a frustrated everyman trapped in a small town with unfulfilled dreams of travel and adventure. But what if George left Bedford Falls? He’d have become Conrad Kain. It is a story too poignant for filmgoers. Instead it is a compelling title from University of Alberta Press.
Kain is renowned among Canadian mountaineers as a pioneering guide so accomplished they named a British Columbia peak for him, Mount Conrad. He escaped grinding poverty as a miner’s son in rural Austria and travelled the world from Honolulu to Ulaanbaatar.
“As far back as he could remember his ‘chief ambition was to travel,’” notes Letters From A Wandering Guide. “As a boy, despite the constraints of unremitting poverty, he never missed an opportunity to speak with tourists who passed through the alpine valleys near his home. ‘I would ask a great many questions,’ Kain wrote. ‘Where he came from, where intended going, what the place was like where he stopped last.’”
Hired by the CPR as a Rocky Mountain guide for wealthy tourists in 1908, Kain spent his life doing what he loved. On ascending every peak he would cry, “Bergheil!” – an Old Country greeting with no English equivalent, writes editor Zac Robinson: “It loosely translates to ‘salute the mountains.’”
Cue orchestra, roll credits. Hugs and tears all ‘round.
Not even close. Editor Robinson poured through Kain’s correspondence at the archives of the Alpine Club of Canada, a total 144 letters Conrad wrote to an Austrian pen-pal over 27 years. Here the wonderful life goes awry.
From the sunshine of youth Kain in turn becomes cynical, as so often occurs with those who work in the tourist trade, and expresses the bitterness of the new immigrant. Letters takes readers page by page through a man’s life and thoughts. It is a dark and absorbing narrative.
Kain grows resentful of the Americans he guides up and down Banff peaks. They are rich, and he earns $3 a day. He asks them to send souvenir photos and most never bother: “Such little things hurt you as a guide,” Kain writes. “One connects one’s life to the gentleman on the rope, goes first in all dangerous situations, is ready to risk one’s life for the gentleman, and the thank you is to deny you some little favour!”
“The injustice of the world with its money-hungry people makes so much impossible to achieve for most of us poor people,” Kain laments in 1915; “Sometimes I really cannot believe that my life should be a failure!”
Kain bemoans his beloved homeland, an Alpine paradise of pretty girls and “boys in lederhosen, bare-kneed, Tyrolean hats,” now overtaken by Jews, he writes in 1923: “I am sorry that the Jews got such a stranglehold in Austria.”
He dodges wartime military service and heads for the bush: “In the wild forest, I often cried. Tears shed from the eyes of a grown tough man are the most painful…Austria is MY HOME COUNTRY and I LOVE my mountains.”
In the end Kain grows resentful. He might have become a scientist, he grumbles, but instead wound up on a hardscrabble B.C. farm. “For the sick people and the poor, Canada is nothing. It is heartless!” he writes.
Readers discover in the end Kain was only truly happy with a climbing rope around his waist and an icepick in his hand. He died in 1934 and is buried in Cranbrook. His tombstone reads, “A Guide Of Great Spirit.”
And now we know what would have become of George Bailey if he’d ever left Bedford Falls.
By Holly Doan
Conrad Kain: Letters From A Wandering Mountain Guide, 1906-1933; edited by Zac Robinson; University of Alberta Press; ISBN 9781-7721-20042; $34.95
“The Truth Will Be Revealed”
Opposition MPs yesterday pressed Defence Minister Bill Blair to explain why his office waited 54 days to approve a warrant targeting Liberal Party contacts with Toronto’s Chinese Consulate. “The truth will be revealed,” Conservative MP James Bezan (Selkirk-Interlake, Man.) told the Commons defence committee: “A warrant sat around your office.”
Profane Rant Halts Hearing
A Liberal MP yesterday disrupted a hearing of the Commons public accounts committee with a profane rant against Conservative members. “F—k right off,” said MP Nathaniel Erskine-Smith (Beaches-East York, Ont.): “Come on. Come on. Come on.”
Disputes Carbon Tax Finding
The carbon tax has an “overall negative economic impact” including a net cost to households, the Budget Office said yesterday. Environment Minister Steven Guilbeault disputed the findings: “That’s not what this report says.”
Pharmacare Bill C-64 Is Law
The Senate last evening on a voice vote passed cabinet’s pharmacare bill into law. Advocates called it short of its promise but a necessary first step to public prescription drug insurance: “This is not universality. But it is the first step towards universality.”