Desperately need the money;
tend to be late;
rarely meet a deadline;
have a loose understanding
of your business.
I demonstrate
no relevant skills
for this job.
You should hire me.
After all, this is the only true résumé
in the stack.
(Editor’s note: poet Shai Ben-Shalom, an Israeli-born biologist, writes for Blacklock’s each and every Sunday)
